Priča je stigla! – The story is in!

Hej, ljudi! Konačno sam napisao još jednu priču! I eto je u rubrici “Priče” – malo digneš pogled, klikneš i tamo je! Ali, dužan sam upozoriti:
1. Priča NIJE za mlađe od 21 godinu. U Ameriki bi bila Rated R, ako ne i više.
2. Priča NIJE za one koji se lako uznemire ili koji su slabijeg želuca.
3. Priča NIJE humorističnog sadržaja.
4. Priča NIJE lako štivo koje se razumije iz prve. Zahtijeva napor od strane čitatelja.

Ja upozorio. Da ne kvarim, ako vam se čita, kliknite na Priče i uživajte!
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Hey, people! I finally wrote another story! And you can find it in the Stories section. You just lift your eyes a bit, click on it and there you are! But I am obliged to warn you:
1. The story is NOT suitable for people under 21. In the States it would probably be rated R, or worse.
2. The story is NOT suitable for those who are very sensitive or have a weak stomach.
3. This story is NOT a funny story.
4. This story is NOT an easy read that is understood at the first reading. It demands a certain amount of effort from the reader.

There, I warned you. I don’t want to spoil it for you, so if you feel like reading, click on the Stories section and enjoy!

Evo, samo što nije – Coming real, real soon…

Opet mene nema dugo. Ulijenio sam se, šta ću. Nisam bolji ni bio…

Samo da obavijestim svekoliko pučanstvo (koje eventualno čita ovaj blog) da će se za koji dan na podstranicama ovoga bloga gdje se nalaze priče naći nova priča! Samo je moram još malo dotjerati, prevesti na engleski za širi auditorij i postaviti je. To će značiti i da ću maknuti priču koja je tamo posljednjih godinu dana – tko je pročitao, pročitao, tko nije, i neće.

Eto, poslušao sam savjet jednog prijatelja koji mi je rekao da se držim onog što znam, pa ćemo vidjeti. Pisati znam, nadam se, a da li će se to moje čudo ikome svidjeti, povijest će pokazati.

I da, ovaj put u pitanju nije humoristična priča već nešto malo bizarnija. Ona jedna humoristična koju nikako da napišem.. pa, nisam je još dovršio!

Uglavnom, u narednih dan-dva nova priča stiže na vaše 17-inčne monitore!

Smrt fašizmu!

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Long time, no see. Got lazy, can’t help it. Not that I wasn’t lazy to begin with…

I’d like to use this opportunity and announce to the nation (in case somebody is actually reading this blog o’ mine) that in just a few days time a new story will appear in the subsection with stories! I just need to finish editing it and translate it to English for wider audiences and post it here! This will also mean that I will be removing the story which has been here for the last year or so – whoever’s read it, fine. If somebody didn’t read it by now, you probably never will anyway.

So there, I took my friend’s advice to stick to what I’m good at and we’ll see how it goes. I can write I hope, and only time will tell if anybody will actually like my ramblings.

Oh, yeah, this time it won’t be a funny story but something a little more bizzare. The funny one that I started writing… well, I never seem to be able to finish it!

Anywho, in the next day or two there will be a new story on your 17 inch screens!

Peace out!